Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. (I posted each answer as it appears on the site, misspellings and all.)

1.) Your name: Jessica
a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"

2.) Your age: 24
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

3.) One of your friends: Katie
A happy person who is a good listener and reliable friend. Likes to party and is always there when you need her.


4.) What should you be doing? Reading
rich white town in mass dominated by:
-soccer mom's stopping in the middle of traffic to give you information about your own family
-cops who have nothing better to do than find the best places to hide with their radar guns
-the boy's hockey team and football team
-teenagers who buy shitty overpriced pot using their parents money
-golden retrievers

5.) Your favourite colour: Pink
slang reference to the vagina

6.) Your birthplace: Hammond
Or pulling a hammond whereby rather than spending money on branded clothing u spend half as much on double the amount of cheap shitty primark clothing.

7.) Last person you talked to: Husband
1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.

8.) Last thing you had to drink: Ice Mountain
a drink drunk by dunbar...some sort of water people drink eventhough they have water at home from a sink but still want it from a bottle


9.) Your nickname: Mauri
An adjective often used to describe an amazing friend, a gorgeous person, or someone you wish you had. See also, Maurilicious, Maurielicious.